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The exact recipe of Pi is a trade secret. Many scientists and convicted rapists have attempted to bake pi, but are so far 3 decimal places out. The main ingredient is thought to be eight.

It has been known since ancient times that pi is a delicious number (known in some circles as a la mode), and the question of whether it is a perfect number remains open. In 2007, a reclusive eastern European by the name of Greg Perlstein established that pi squared is a perfect, delicious number. They wanted to give him a medal for it, but he has other plans — to use pi in a theme restaurant.