One day we were at a cafe discussing over a map of Malden . Two hooded men walked in and sat at a round table beside us . One of them was carrying a backpack which he put on the table and took out some scrolls . One of them had a title Gyrphon-metry and apeared to be a summoning scroll.
We tried to listen to their conversation , they were saying something about a princess , however , just as they suspected we were trying to hear them out , they stopped talking . Both of our groups kept sitting at the cafe . Suddenly those two made their move , we followed them at their toes.
Just as we went outside the cafe they brandished their weapons at us . We took our swords and knifes as well . One of them spoke out – they were bounty hunters on a mission , to save prince Sukarno from an evil monarch who had enslaved him .
We looked at each other , and with a nod took our weapons down . They followed us . One of them , lowered the bit of clothing covering her mouth and spoke with a male voice , they were one their way to Vyncingrad to save a princess of their ally , Anaik , who was being imprisoned and tortured by the evil Earl.
One thing to be noted is both of these provinces were in Malden and were semi autonomous , as they were not under direct rule of the Lord of the realm . I exclaimed why she had a male voice , she or he took the left hand down her robe , pulled the pant aside and dragged her 6 inch long willie out !Ā All of us were so completely shocked . The other guy laughed and said he was Hithero and lover of the shemale one , who he named as Sukarno .
Later as we were walking discussing on the situation on the captive princess , Hithero told his brother was a bit psycho and he had that wierd special power of extending his dick and making it extra wet , which made him a hit with girls , gays , elderly and even the secret ninja service to kill pedophilic , transgenderophillic bastards – the second adjective came as a rare word for me .
We went in our seperate ways from the next bifercaton . Ankie said ‘I dont like them.’ I too had allergies for circus clowns , so didnt like them either.
Triglav Apothecary š§š¼ššµ 
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