The Farty Indian

Well for most of you who are already familiar with the kind of noise one makes while speaking aĀ phoneticĀ language will already by aware of the drawback of using english to script such a regional language. For instance the Japanese donot have a ‘l’ sounding word. So to make an english they would have to go halfway between a ‘r’ and a ‘d’. So an McVeggie Burger is from a Macudonardo and you generally come onrhine in facebook.

Now this doesnot seem very difficult until you want to say something and the meaning comes to be something very different. Normally I would be asked questions if I use the word ‘fart’ in public specially when I mean you have to ‘study’. Although the word ‘study’ would naturally seem very different fromĀ excretionĀ however, in the Indian national language it is a difference between a letter.
Big deal you might ask, for rope and rape are very similar only if you are in a BDSM session. Some letters in the Perso-Indic scripts have multiple instances. ‘A’ is generally followed by ‘au’, while ‘th’ by ‘tha’ , most importantly ‘r’ is used in several forms, one the normal , another one with emphasis as in the Japanese ‘KarÄ«’Ā . The most famous quote would be ‘I kept reading the book till I slept’ Replacing the ‘r’ would mean ‘I farted till I fell’.

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