The Spaghetti Monster Appears

His noodleyness appears in Germany to bless the masses that had gathered after a fine raid of the Clinjas . The Pirate Empire now stretches across 3 oceans and 5 ponds near my house . He appeared before worshipers with typical 3 pointer hat and greedy black parrots from Montenegro .

Ramen brothers !

Yoda , after almost a lifetime in the jedi business turned to the Pirates for inspiration . For the Pirates the Parrot is a symbol of wisdom and vessel of spiritual fulfillment .

hard work , it is on the high seas

A notable creation of Yoda on the FSM

• Our saucer which art in a colander,
  Draining be your noodles.
  Thy noodle come.
  Thy meatballness be done,
  On earth, as it is meaty in heaven.
  Give us this day our daily sauce,
  And forgive us our lack of piracy,
  As we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us.
  And lead us not into vegetarianism,
  But deliver us from non-red meat sauce.
  For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

-RAmen.