Bet I can do it without the button

Lying down on bed , thinking if screaming would help . It never does , thats true , but what if it did ? The worst part is my mobile started being such a biatch i was not able to post anything on the internet . Back in Hyrule , the young psychotic thief named Link ( i am still confused how he is related to Zelda ) is on
a quest to steal eight random golden triangles from eight random households . Don’t ask me why this game sounds like a complete Mad-Lib . When it eventually went to 2 bit 3-D of lolOlolbuttsecks , it became popular with unemployed democracks , i wish i had a Grew on them .

For the last couple of days i have studied cryptozoology and had an insane argument with my homies over birth control . My point was simple – we must stop the production of parasitic human infants condemning the false heroics behind those actions – if we are to survive as a race .

Long before the gods of Azeroth were born , there were the elder gods . Born from pure chaos , they were elementals that ruled the world with no orcs , elves or human . Their legacy still lives on although their powers have diminised . The answer for the second arrival of chaos in the universe was Pandora , the first original woman to have been created , who brought with her suffering and pain . Before her all men lived in prosperity with eachother , with nature and the sprits , not sure how the first point is valid . Unlike the greeks , the people of Aezeroth had a matriarchial society , which more rightly fits with any other tribal presidency here on this planet , including our own clan led by the notsowarmonger Pratibha Patil .